Not bad for you just being a T-Mobile pen — mareen

// Edward Bulwer Lytton:

True, this!
Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The T-Mobile pen is mightier than the sword. Behold
The arch-enchanters wand! Itself a nothing!
But taking sorcery from the master-hand
To paralyse the Caesars, and to strike
The loud earth breathless! Take away the sword
States can be saved without it!

;)